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alcoholic bastard 

Someone who drinks way too much and usually fucks shit up
adam! Stop drinking you alcoholic bastard

Cumfuck Bastard 

1.) An absolute motherfucker. The worst kind of human being. The kind of person who would feed in your League of Legends games and date underage children.
2.) Lucas
Lucas you absolute Cumfuck Bastard
Cumfuck Bastard by FuckyouLucas October 22, 2019

Stuborn bastard 

A person who can’t admit that they are wrong even when the fat bastard knows that their fat arse is completely bull shitting
Norr you stuborn bastard (secretly love it tho )
Stuborn bastard by Hmonny June 11, 2021

Arrogant bastard 

Someone who loves their own COC to pieces (even if it is big ). This person feels the need to flex their arse off about how they can spell the word “A” correct . THIS IS SECRETLY A CRY FOR HELP - I NEED THIS DUCKING SPELLING TEST
Norr looked at her arrogant fat bastardness in the mirror and was instantly turned to on like a noorwegian microwave ( I would too tbh - lucky bastard) She is what’s known as a arrogant bastard
Arrogant bastard by Hmonny June 22, 2021

Beanie Bastard 

These little fuckers are kind of like hipsters but they’re not. One could say that they are a little confused all they know is that they like the way beanies look so for some dumbass reason so they keep wearing them. Now they are not really hipsters because they are not organic and they don't really fuck with macha. THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GOD LOVING HIGH SCHOOL BOYS that look like they grow yeast for their kombucha in their room. So just imagine a regular, masturbating, nasty boy that fucks really hard with beanies.
MY VAGINA IS ALWAYS DRY AS LISAS PIE WHENEVER I SEE A BEANIE BASTARD.

Sad Bastard Jeans 

Jeans that are cheap and ill-fitting

Often worn by fat unattractive males

Can be abbreviated to ‘SBJs’
Male: ‘Do these Jeans look good on me? ’

Female: ‘No they are Sad Bastard Jeans’
Sad Bastard Jeans by dmkk August 14, 2022