band

a "passtime" that takes up your whole life and doesn't allow you to do anything fun because you're too busy with band.
sometimes can be fun, but also hard work. takes some mad skill to be a band nerd. warning: once in band, you automatically become a band geek, even if you don't try
those who quit are losers
p.s. band kids are also known to have some pretty wild parties with a lot of slut dancing

Cindy: Hey Bobby, wanna hang out Friday? My parents are out of town!
Bobby: Sorry Cindy, I can't, I have band. Then a band party

by Shallison May 15, 2006

boy band

a group of 4 or 5 men who lip sync other people's music while pretending to like girls

Boy bands are nothing but a bunch of no-talent, 30-year-old pretty boys who like to bend each other over!

by Pissed Off Paul March 1, 2004

boy band

Legal paedophilia.

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

homebrewed band

a crap band that takes no skill to make. hence homebrewd.

also members of this band may just need some attention, attention they didnt get from their parents. might be because their ugly. I dont know.

hey, did you go to that homebrewed band show?!?!?!??!

no

by penorthemighty December 6, 2006

best band ever

A discustingly overused term used by idiots

guy:sum 41=best band ever!!!
other guy:you have no way of proving that,go to your room

by king wally January 7, 2006

Boy Band

A group of 3-5 homosexuals who claim to love girls. They lip-sync to terrible sounds and their songs are always about wanting to be girls and craving penises up their asses. The fact that this is music and popular proves humanity is doomed and music is dead.

Boy Bands are terrible, go listen to Slayer.

by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009

Band

An assortment of different people playing certain instruments(i.e., percussion, brass, woodwinds, strings, etc.) to create music. Utilizing different groupings of instruments, bands can become symphonies, orchestras, and philharmonics.

"I play an instrument in the band."

by LST May 17, 2004