Badger

Large carnivorous mammal with a keen sense of smell and an appetite for worms, insects, and grubs. Those spotted around Loughborough have a thick black and white fur covering on them.

What happened to your newly landscaped garden Tom?

A badger!

by Fatkid_13 January 20, 2025

badger prowling

the act of looking for sex with stranger, also known as sogging

Marthaloiuse loves to go badger prowling!

by reaper319905 November 14, 2011

Sitting on the badger

The act of having someone sitting on your lap when you get a boner

Some guy fell on my lap at the bus stop and he was so "sitting on the badger

by itsBrennanXing July 26, 2016

Fanny Badger

A recently single legend of the game who's reputation procedes him and is hitting the dating scene like a bat out of hell.

"Dude I'm single again, Its time for the rise of the fanny badger."
OR
"The fanny badger is reborn"

by Sa12356 June 9, 2019

Badger

A mystical gifted but slightly dubious woodland creature, who is more potent in moonlight. Has been spotted knocking around with San, Dee, and wee special Sue in the Dublin area

"Oh look, it's badger and her bandits. Jesus what ever you do, don't look her in the eyes. You don't want to end up like wee mental Kevin from Rathcoole, sure his face looks like his arsehole now, it was a pure mauling!!!"

by Badgerhands October 14, 2020

Lush-Badger

Adjective

A synonym for super awesome

“Dude that was totally lush-badger!”

by b.r.o January 8, 2020

dirty badger

A nicer way of calling you a dirty bastard in Scotland. Can also be used as a friendly greeting.

How you doin', ya dirty badger!

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016