hair burrito

whenever you wake up and are being inadvertently tickled by someone's head hair so you wrap it up with the cover.

When I awoke to Josanna's hair salad I wrapped her up and transformed her into a hair burrito which was less annoying.

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Brown Burrito

The act of one shitting into a burrito and sharing it with your friends :)

Ryan : Anyone wanting a brown burrito?
Friends: Yeah sure..... This Tastes amazing!
Ryan: I made it myself :)

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The word a Canadian pervert would use to describe his schlong when trying to seduce an underage Mexican housekeeper.

Mike (Canadian): "Hi Juanita, have you ever had a Canadian Burrito?"

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:She was back there squishing the burrito

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Everyone was having a great time at the neighborhood pool party until some idiot unleased an ass burrito.

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A small famous burrito shop located near Wyoming University in Laremie, that is famous for its "fat" or large burritos.

When Denny went to camp, he ate at Fat Burrito.
Reilly watched Denny eat a Fat Burrito.

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Eating the puke back out of a vagina after vomiting into it.

Chumley's girlfiend stank soooo bad, he puked while going down on her. But since he hadn't had lunch yet, he made a chum burrito of it.

Chum Burrito by goodwood September 16, 2010

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