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Boner Saver

When a man hides his boner in his waistbelt to keep from everybody seeing and getting embarassed. Also feels very good. It works and feels good what could be better. Also called a b saver
That girl was so hott in class that I had to pull a boner saver to keep from everybody seeing.
Boner Saver by Bud Hohle December 9, 2007

Boner cozy 

when a woman stays on your penis without moving like a cozy
hey babe want to my boner cozy im feeling a little cold down there
Boner cozy by Jeffrey2827382 January 18, 2009

Boner Boxers

Boxers that hide a minor to a massive boner, Typically boxer-briefs, Used when you know hot girls will be around
Person A: Damn That lady looks swell
Person B: I know! good thing I got my Boner Boxers on
Boner Boxers by Bonerboxerman July 20, 2010

Boner at a dinner party 

1. Literally, a situation that may cause discomfort to both the bonee, and other parties involved, in a formal setting (i.e. a dinner party).
2. Used as an expression, it signifies something or someone unwanted or out of place, something in an unsuitable setting.
1. Nobody appreciated when Alan got a boner at Alice's dinner party.
2. When Doug arrived at his niece's 3rd birthday party wearing assless chaps, all the guests agreed he was a boner at a dinner party.

Boner Pill Adventure (BPA)

overdosing on boner pills(aka viagra), then going out to a public place (ex. a mall), throwing up everywhere with a giant boner, until eventually passing out.
dude, the boner pill adventure (BPA) last night was amazing i think an model was staring at my dick.- bpa-er

well duh, you had a raging boner, and you were throwing up everywhere.- friend

Boner Sweats 

Tight sweatpants that when worn accentuate the engorged male genital.
Dude, did you see Joe? He has his boner sweats on... awkward.
Boner Sweats by Mr. Bitches April 18, 2008