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Blaverage

adj. A portmanteau of the phrase 'Below Average'. Not quite as good as expected and just generally disappointing.
After all the hype over it's release, the video game 'Haze' was really blaverage

or

Customer - "Man, this burger is seriously blaverage"
by Korsyn01 May 29, 2010
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Bleed week

1. The week in which bleeding interrupts your sexual activities. Or so you're pretending, anyways.

2. The week in which women can pull their own special racial card for everything, including bitching, moaning, and bad driving

3. The week in which you don't need to give a fuck about any female as you will not gain anything from it.
1: "so i was gonna fuck ma bitch last night, but bleed week just started, so we had to try backdoor blizzard instead.

2. e.g. 9/11? she was on her period. nuff said.

3. her:"hey honey, will you-"

you: "no."
by guttedcivillain June 16, 2010
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bleeblahblooblah

A word for someone to say when they are extremely bored or have ADD or excitedly happy for no reason whatsoever. It is somewhat related to the blee blah as it is sometimes hard for these people to express themselves coherently. These plinky plonky types only are understood amongst themselves.
Teacher: How are you feeling today?
Melissa: bleeblahblooblah
by turpskis July 27, 2010
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Beverating

The verb for beverage, also a synonym for drink. As in to consume a beverage to relieve dehydration.
"Wow this lemonaide sure is beverating"
or
"It's so hot outside. I really need to be beverated"
or
"
by Lord Zixx August 17, 2010
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Beverly Carter

1.Formerly known as the Heisman, includes the extension of the hand into the face of another individual to stop that individual from speaking wild jibberish.

2.The most revered award in college football.
Cam Newton is in the front running for the Beverly Carter this year.
by Tyler_Durden_100 December 7, 2010
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Beverage Boo boo

Committed when you distinctly say no milk or sugar in your tea or coffee but your drink comes with them with or without.
Susan! I've committed a Beverage boo boo!
by 367squadron April 29, 2011
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blee J

Anytime a blow job is given and there is blood involved.
My girlfriends wicked sharp braces cut me up when giving me a blee J.
by Sour dough May 9, 2011
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