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Betty White

Like an Arnold Palmer, but pink. A half pink lemonade and half raspberry ice tea. Named after the famous actress Betty White.
Server: “What would you like to drink?”

Patron: “I’d like a Betty White, please.”
by AzSoren December 29, 2024
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Betty Crocken

When one shoves cake in a partners butt, and eats it out in a sexual manner.
Last night we got so FWEAKY, we were Betty Crocken. I’m so full.
by Andres Tamales September 6, 2025
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Lingering Betty

A thick, heavy fart that can be smelled long after it’s been released.
I farted like 10 minutes ago but I just left the room and came back and it still smells like shit in here, that must have been a lingering Betty.
by Huntybobunty February 4, 2025
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Biola Betty

Biola Betty (noun):

A charming, church-raised college girl attending Biola University or another buttoned-up Christian school where chapel attendance is mandatory and ring-by-spring culture thrives. Often blessed with beauty and a steady stream of interested guys, she’s been raised to believe that dating is a straight shot to marriage. Eagerly jumping into a relationship, she soon spirals into deep reflection. Overcome by the pressure of forever, she panics, breaks things off with a heartfelt “I’m just not ready to date yet… it’s not you, it’s also me”, leaving the poor guy mildly confused but ultimately praying for clarity. In the end, she is merely another barrier, standing between sincere, commitment-ready girls and the men searching for them.
“Listen, I don’t want to crush your dreams, but if she’s a Biola Betty, you’ve got about 14 business days before you get the ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ text—delivered with love, prayer, and a perfectly placed Bible verse.”
by ChapleChronicler February 19, 2025
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Biola Betty

Biola Betty (noun): A charming, church-raised college girl attending Biola University or another buttoned-up Christian school where chapel attendance is mandatory and ring-by-spring culture thrives. Often blessed with beauty and a steady stream of interested guys, she’s been raised to believe that dating is a straight shot to marriage. Eagerly jumping into a relationship, she soon spirals into deep reflection. Overcome by the pressure of forever, she panics, breaks things off with a heartfelt “I’m just not ready to date yet… it’s not you, it’s also me”, leaving the poor guy mildly confused but ultimately praying for clarity. In the end, she is merely another barrier, standing between sincere, commitment-ready girls and the men searching for them.
Listen, I don’t want to crush your dreams, but if she’s a Biola Betty, you’ve got about 14 business days before you get the ‘it’s not you, it’s also me’ text—delivered with love, prayer, and a perfectly placed Bible verse.”
by ChapleChronicler February 19, 2025
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