bendaroo

a penis that bends in many directions evn wen fully erected

chris stelling has a bendaroo and so does his shmoompa girlfiend

by bobert and chris February 20, 2009

Bendall

Commonly to abbreviated to a 'Bender' or a 'Bendernator' is an 80s dance move in which the performer demonstrates a triple front flip. Studies show that 89% of all professional dancers who attempt this move die in the process. It is often followed by the running man. The Bendall was named after its creator, Group Captain D Bendall (first name unknown), who mysteriously attended Scottish clubs and regularly performed this move.

Oh my god! He just pulled off a Bendall!

by Gp Capt DJB May 15, 2008

massive bender

a rather large gay man

jeez christopher biggins is such a massive bender
i'm a massive bender
bruce vilanch (the massive bender) is a god

by Emma and Harriet February 27, 2008

rod bender

A woman, or man, who gives such good oral service that they will create a bend in the shaft of a penis.

1) Harold: So, how about this flick, huh?
Jake: Tell me about it, dude. That chick is such a rod bender, she gives head so damn good.

2) Steve: So, how was your date last night?
Josh: Oh my goodness, dude, he was such a rod bender. My dick's still hard.

by song_bird2103 February 5, 2009

Truth bender

A person who makes statements that a reasonable/rational person would interpret in a different (often more positive) way.

Truth bender: "My roommate and I live in a great apartment."
Reality: The truth bender is broke and crashing on a friends couch.

by NikkiP May 28, 2011

Bender

british slang for a poof (homosexual)

Hey Johnny, look at those pair of benders gaying it up on the dance floor

by duffy - gravesend August 30, 2014

Bender

The act of taking a huge, painful, bloody shit after eating a large amount of rocks.

I need to get an anal transplant after taking a bender last night.
Oh shit. How many rocks did you eat?
IDK probably like 37

by real_deal_steel_69 June 13, 2021