British Nanny

A throw back to the 1997 incident involving English Nanny Louise Woodward when she shook a baby violently to death, was charged with second degree murder, and later had the case appealed and reduced the sentence to manslaughter, causing her to serve less than 300 days in prison instead of life.

One is labeled a "British Nanny" when they commit a similar act to someone in a generally disadvantaged position.

Person A: "Tod got slapped around by Bill when he came out of Chess Club again yesterday."

Person B: "Yeah, he shook him around like a British Nanny!"

by slightlyclever December 29, 2007

British creampie

When a man pours boiling hot tea in a woman's clitoris and fucks her

Damn did you hear? Megan had a British creampie last night. Must have hurt

by Dragonborn245 February 2, 2017

british shit money

also called pounds.

dollars kick ass!

by only$19.99,less s+h January 12, 2004

British Invasion

What musical illiterates call the English bands who gained airplay in the U.S. in the mid-60's

Freddie and the Dreamers were part of the British Invasion.

by bobcows November 27, 2003

British Dojo

The act of panting your penis to look like a dragon, and then receiving oral sex while sprinkling green tea over the participant.

"Amber and I got lost in the woods, and to pass time she suggested a British Dojo. We got some berries for the paint and just crushed some leaves for the tea."

"Cool story bro."

by Imatryhard November 2, 2011

British Tank

Used to describe a vehicle of some sort, usually an automobile, which has stalled out and/or won't run. Usually used in the form of a metaphor.

Hey, take a look at that Civic pulled over on the side of the road, with it's hood up and engine on fire! It's such a British tank!

by 5th Column April 28, 2003

British stealth

In America (or a right-hand driving country), drive on the left hand side of the road at night with your lights off speeding as fast as possible.

Matt switched to the left side of the road, turned off his lights, and asked his passenger Emily if she'd like some tea and crumpets. She was very impressed with his ability to drive British stealth.

by egone733 May 1, 2010