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Bam Theory

When you think of something that in theory should work, but that is not practical.
Just heat up the shaft, take a punch, hit it with a hammer and bam it'll come out of the hole. (It is not practical because everything is covered in rust and has been stuck for 20 years.) Bam Theory. The difference between an engineer and a fabricator.
by bam theorist. May 2, 2012
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BAM Club

A club in which the coolest kids in school rock out to literally every kind of music genre there is, learn to play instruments, and form a band.
What are you doing after school?”
“I have BAM Club.”
“Oh cool, what’s that?”
“Ya know, where legends learn how to be swag”
by HHHS_BAM August 28, 2021
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BAM

Bent Arm Massive: Older people talking on the phone, with their phone against their ear
Hahaha, just ran into your dad, was walking the dog BAM.
by TT34 October 9, 2023
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bam bam kaboosh

to signify sex with some one in a comical location
1: where did u have sex with her at?

2: in the ball pit at chuck e. cheese!!!!

1: O.O wow your crazy

2: maybe

1: will you do it again?

2: ..............BAM BAM KABOOSH
by 'Dre J. from new kent November 23, 2009
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Bammed

The act of getting your phone taken by a guardian or higher authority.
Jaamir: I’m gonna call you after open gym
Duce: Nah I just got bammed fooly
by Al-FarouqAminu October 8, 2022
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BAM!

When you completely wreck (or destroy/beat/disprove) someone
Jack - "I think that joe will win" Harry - "No, Sam will win" *Sam wins" Harry - "BAM!"
by BigBadmanTrifle April 20, 2015
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Bam

The stanky dank that make you needa drank
Y’all got bam or are you dry?”

“That bam has me feelin’ like a goon”
“Bam bam smokes bam”
by novaking May 1, 2020
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