assisity

a word describing a girl with an awsome hot ass.

wow! that chic has major assisity!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

Kennedy Assasination

A Kennedy Assasination is a weed smoking session. Named because President Kennedy's brains were "killed" and when smoking high concentrations of marijuana, large amounts of brain cells are destroyed.

"Dude you wanna go do a Kennedy Assasination?" "Blunt or bong?"

by fuckyeahamerica April 1, 2010

assassassin

A homosexual male who inserts his fingers, penis, or other objects into the anus of another male for sexual pleasure.

Paul is an assassassin because he has anal sex with joe.
Paul is an assassassin because he is a homosexual.

by B. Alexanders October 8, 2005

Assassin

Figuratively speaking, a person (usually woman) who "kills" other people with their looks, words or actions. Also known as a player or maneater, people nicknamed Assassin feel as if they are superior to the people around them and look for unsuspecting people for sexual, financial or social gain.

"See that girl over there? People call her Assassin...one look and you're dead."

by assassinakanat September 20, 2006

Assessment Tasks

1) Pointless tasks that teachers of the EHBTH School give their students in the hope that their teaching skills (or lack thereof) are avoided from being pointed out.
2) A teacher cover-up word, which really means Ass Task. Techers of the above mentioned school have regular meetings concerning Ass tasks, the most common teacher present being Mr Sprod (see Sprod) and Ms Dabaja (See Dabaja).

I'd go to the super about these tasks, but I have too many to do!

Recess has been extened due to an English Faculty Assessment Task meetings

by Robert Manganaro March 20, 2004

laughing our asses off

So amused by something relatively funny or humorous. Generally something sarcastic or potentially offensive.

When Barack Obama was elected president of the free world, us Russians were laughing our asses off at the prospect of America becoming a communist state.

by meggiem December 9, 2008

assassin

the perfect time passer

Dress up like a janitor to gain access to a seedy motel room. Hide out in the bathroom and wait for some pathetic John to call in the local hooker. After he pays for her, but before they start, run out of the bathroom and hit the John with a lead pipe while yelling, "sic semper tyrannis!" Fuck the whore, steal the John's wallet and car and make a dashing escape.

by Marcus Hall January 15, 2004