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Jack-off artist

On the "hoe-stroll" or "track" where prostitutes can be found
There are "tricks" men who actually partake in good business and spend money
Then there are "jack-off artists "
Men that circle the block again and again never rolling down there windows sometimes parking halfway up or down the block but usually staying mobile. They have no intent to spend money they just drive around masterbating to the hoes on display
Hoe1"Damn that fools back again with his broke ass what is he doing"
Hoe2 "who? Oh the red Nissan? Yea you know he's a jack-off artist"
Hoe1" what you mean?"
Hoe2 " he ain't a real trik he gets off beating his meat behind the safety his tinted windows"
by Capaquarius92 May 16, 2023
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VERSIFY DE ARTISTE

by Bookworm's December 24, 2018
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artistical

A subject or object that was made with the intention to appear to be art.
The chef added colorful sauce to the plate to cause the dish to appear more artistical.
by Bozo G. Strobelchini July 20, 2019
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artist

One who makes very high quality crystal methanphetimine
Yo mista white, we gotta like cook now, yo
This is like glass, like you an artist yo
by memecp July 25, 2022
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Artist's Trance

A state of being that artists go into when drawing (or trying to draw). Often involves dehydration, a headache, and a sudden hatred of everything, plus other things like back/wrist pain and overstimulation. In this state, the artist is usually very focused on their work and would probably prefer to remain in this zoned-out phase for as long as possible.
Not confined to digital artists.
"See pronoun over there? pronoun is in an artist's trance. Let's not disturb pronoun."
by 【ɴᴜʟʟ.ᴘx】 April 30, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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