anal blast

Homo energy drink commercial and parody of powerthirst energy drink

sound the alarm you're going to feel UNCOMFORTABLY GAY!
anal blast is for men who need gratuitous amounts of gayness

by oompaloompa11 May 14, 2008

Anal play

When a man/woman pleasure themselves by inserting their finger(s) into their anus, or rectum.

I just love anal play. Want some anal play?

by Poseor July 21, 2006

anal lube

A form of lubrication used in the asshole to prevent burning and pain.

That anal lube was very smooth.

She liked the feel of that anal lube because it was soft and cool on her asshole.

by Nathan Berg April 1, 2005

Anal mop

A person(s) who decide to deface the anal region with any number of brushes, mops,etc. in a way that is so vile it can only be described as "anal mop"

"oh my god dude have you tried a a hoover sweeper!!!?"
"dude, your an anal mop"

by sgt.420 August 19, 2008

anal bruising

The term a ho uses to discribe how her ass feels after having butt sex

I took a real ANAL BRUISING last night from Tom.

by Cpt. Stupid November 4, 2008

Anal Miner

A person who spends their time with their head up someone's ass

Kevin is a fucking anal miner, you can see feet hanging out Scott's ass every time he turns around

by KevinH8tr June 2, 2015

Anal Lease

Paying someone, typically a filthy prostitue, a street whore or homeless person, for a quick, down and dirty, one time anal sex encounter. An anal lease is sought cause you can't hit that ass at home.

Rachel won't give up the ass for me so I had no choice but to look for a short term anal lease this weekend. Sadly, I think I may have contracted something.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017