abs gorge

A short term, like an abbreviation, for "absolutely gorgeous"

Your picture is abs gorge!

Look at that girl over there! She's abs gorge!

by cRaZyPeNgUiN!! September 22, 2011

Whale Abs

When they're just not stealth abs anymore.
There's nothing underneath.

Paige: You fat fuck.
Charlie: They're stealth abs
Paige: No... They're whale abs.

by alpaigeca February 27, 2011

AB

To masturbate behind a woman without her knowing and ejaculate on her back.

...according to her Complaint, Brown “began masturbating near her without her knowledge and ejaculated on her back,” Antonio Brown, gave her the AB

by BigBadBootyDad September 17, 2019

Abe Jackson

Noun

A high-brow, carefully fabricated anal jewel to be worn and remain in the asshole. This lusty device is widely heralded among sex industry workers and the everyday working class Americans. The bedazzled ass plug invites even the most unsung consumer base into a blissful wearing experience, and inspires grit and fortitude for folks to achieve their best.

"Oh, are we gonna hit up that Christmas party at Shaun's, hold on, let me don my Abe Jackson."

by DonKeedix December 21, 2021

Japanese Abe Lincoln

Shinzo Abe

Fought the Japanese Civil War

Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address

Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation

Freed the Japanese slaves

Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth

At the Japanese Ford's theater

Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill

Japanese Abe Lincoln once said, "Four score and seven Japanese years ago..."

"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."

by sean semper tyrannis July 8, 2022

Ab coaster

Something that is useless, the name is derived from the planet fitness ab coaster. It is a machine that will basically just do nothing and will just stop you from building any muscle.

Bro your weak what have you been doing at the gym sitting on the fucking ab coaster for 1 hour a day.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023

ab*r

a term used to describe someone absolutely retarded and irritable

"hørte du den der lyd?"
"omds det ham der ab*r"
"self"

by hater1234444 November 1, 2023