Candy Dangler

One attracted to the under aged. A Peadophile.

'Haha look at your Dad's moustache, what an utter Candy Dangler'

by Skrabl August 2, 2019

titty candy

Something you do not want, usually stored in a woman's bra

Tiffany:"Here, have a couple spare quarters I had. "
Justin:"Girl I don't want your titty candy."

by CCPBMXIXMBC January 31, 2018

candy crane

when someone licks a peice of hard candy out of vagina

"dude i candy craned that girl jen from that all girls school, she kinda looks like a turtle with big boobs!"

by ilovetopoop March 30, 2009

candy sausages

An interjection used when you fail at something or make a mistake.

"Oh candy sausages!" I screamed as I got back my test.

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014

Candy Cougar

Any Halloween trick-or-treater who is clearly too old to be asking you for candy. Candy Cougars could be anyone who is legally old enough to have a job, vote, drive a car, is pregnant, and is at your door asking for free candy.

Yeah we had some candy cougars this Halloween. Most of them came after 9pm.

by Brudas November 1, 2010

candy face

That face you make after ejaculating

Little Timmy's grandmother refuses to shake his hand after noticing Timmy's candy face

by frosty penguin March 8, 2016

candied banana

The after effects of when a female dips her male companion's penis in caramel. Once hardened, the caramel becomes a condom for sexual use. Often used during fall time when there is leftover caramel from making candied apples.

Did you hear Bob and Cindy made Candied Bananas? After they fucked, ants crawled all over Cindy's vagina due to the friction, coupled with the high temperature of the vagina lining, melting the caramel inside her.

by Warrior ninja October 24, 2019