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Jew Mitts

When someone uses extreme force and overreach beyond their scope for self-interest.
Those people get their jew mitts into everything.
by Volksgeist July 31, 2018
mugGet the Jew Mittsmug.

Brooklyn Jew

A group of two or more loudly speaking women who appear to talk about anything and gossip about everything
Can you hear those Brooklyn Jews cackling amongst themselves?
by Schutz Staffel July 9, 2017
mugGet the Brooklyn Jewmug.

jew shower

The act of cupping a fart in your hand and forcefully holding over another persons mouth and nose.
Tommy Jew showered me earlier and I thought I was going to blackout.
by Caucasian Asian October 13, 2015
mugGet the jew showermug.

Jew Flute

In Thin Man movie, a jazz player referred to his clarinet as a Jew Flute.
by Dallas jew January 31, 2021
mugGet the Jew Flutemug.

Jew sandwich

two peices of bread put together beacuse a person is too cheap to buy the meat for the inside.
Mike : Hey want to go to Outback for dinner?
Ralph : I can't afford it, but i'll go eat a jew sandwich there.
by jizzle thomas June 5, 2007
mugGet the Jew sandwichmug.

jew me

term use when gettin over.(jew stores tend to be slightly higher than regular convient stores) over sellin a product on the streets
dude tried to jew me on these set of speakers.
i jewed this dude on those rims.
by jamesFIZZLE December 8, 2006
mugGet the jew memug.

cafeteria Jew

A Jew who picks and chooses which laws in Judaism to follow.
Rachel: Wait, so you won't eat any pork but you'll drive on Saturdays?!
Jacob: What can I say, I'm just a cafeteria Jew!
by Jewmania June 28, 2010
mugGet the cafeteria Jewmug.

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