jew juicer

A mixer specifically for the making of Jew juice and/or smoothie

I'm feeling down, some Jew juice is sure to cheer me up. Good thing I have a Jew juicer.

by DanTheLittleMan May 03, 2016

spittin' jew

speaking jewish.

yo, you spit jew?

yeah of course im kosher, so stop kaveching on me.

hey, daniel, isaac is spittin' jew.

by SpittingKosher October 19, 2008

jew shower

The act of cupping a fart in your hand and forcefully holding over another persons mouth and nose.

Tommy Jew showered me earlier and I thought I was going to blackout.

by Caucasian Asian August 31, 2015

jew jacking

A STINGY HAND JOB

MARIA WAS JEW JACKING ME BY ONLY USING TWO FINGERS WHEN RUBBING ME OUT

by lebo86 March 07, 2017

spartan jew

a over use of the spartan laser in halo

stop being a spartan jew and killing me play the fucking game

by Liek strepsil April 01, 2013

Pocket Jew

A wallet, something that holds your money that fits in your pockets.

John: Oh no, I lost my pocket jew!
Sally: Your what?
John: My pocket jew!

by Seth Woods November 07, 2017

Jew Flute

Clarinet.

In Thin Man movie, a jazz player referred to his clarinet as a Jew Flute.

by Dallas jew February 01, 2021