Car Crash Type Beat

Car crash type beat can be described as an actual car crash in musical form. Only it's barely even musical at all. This is quite possibly the worst genre ever crafted with its primary characteristics being that it's ear piercingly loud and distorted to the point it sounds like you just got in a car crash, it uses goofy ass samples, it's bpm can range from 140 all the way to 300, and don't forget to turn your brain off entirely while making it. And you can't forget to add real car crash sounds in the song. It can't be car crash type beat without cars crashing.

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear the new car crash type beat that came out?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is a car crash type beat?"

by Viviko November 15, 2023

Crashed Out

Typically when someone falls asleep; passing out due to coming down from a high after having sex

“Did you hear what those two did last night?”
“Yeah I heard they’re crashed out on bed”

by Nanobit September 22, 2023

crash possums

(n.) -- words that are spelled incorrrectly, for all the world to see, on TV broadcasts at CNN and other networks

"I've seen some real bloopers and howlers on CNN recently, where the headline writer spelled "competing" as "competiting" and things like that. Happens almost every day on my TV screen, all the networks do it. Don't they have copyeditors? I call them 'crash possums' because they remind me of dead possums on rural roads and highways."

-- Overheard outside a coffee shop in Harvard Square in Cambridge on January 8, 2010

by PRwiz101 January 16, 2010

Crash bandicoot

White version of crash bandicoon

Crash bandicoot is the white brother of crash bandicoon who’s a baboon

by Makunt Izichi II January 21, 2025

I crashed my car into a bridge

I crashed my car into a bridge is a way to let your friends/family know that you were in danger and you wish them a goodbye in case

Daughter: I crashed my car into a bridge

Mom: Where are you let me pick you up

Daughter: 123 emergency lane

Mom: Who is following you/endangering you

by Icrashedmycarintoabridge April 26, 2022

Crashing a Jet

verb: the act of prematurely celebrating and then FAILING to accomplish what you were celebrating for.

Crashing a Jet, The NY Jets making up Super Bowl end zone dances BEFORE they make it to the Super Bowl!

by Grimmlock25 January 24, 2011

Crash Landing

When you fall off a building, naked, and you teabag someone when you hit the ground. It always results in two fatalities.

Ben Dupuis had a major "Crash Landing" on that bitch in downtown Toronto.

by Show time October 7, 2008