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Bone Daddy

Nightmare before Christmas: Jack skellington is defined as the REAL bond daddy. He is sexy and boney yet tall and defined. Few people are real bone daddies as it requires literally no skin.
Female 1: "Omg is that Bone Daddy?"
Female 2: "Yes he has the PERFECT figure."
by daddywarbucks1173 March 11, 2018
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daddy’s girl

A Daddy’s girl is wild at heart and has an indomitable spirit, and she has her daddy wrapped around her little finger.
She is tough, but look at how she can get her daddy to do anything for her! She’s such a daddy’s girl.
by HoshiGiniro May 9, 2018
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Daddy Draco

A mother-fucking sourcerer.
"That guy's as hot as Daddy Draco"
by Fuckindopeybitchboi May 30, 2019
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Puff Daddy

A.K.A. Sean "Puffy" Combs. Used to rap along side Notorious B.I.G. in the background. Was a producer for him too. Owner of the Bad Boy Records company. Realized that the only way to capitalize in the rap industry is not by producting quality music (which he can't) but by taking out the biggest names in the industry: 2pac and Biggie, to come out on top.
Took advantage of the whole eastcoast-westcoast war and had 2pac killed. He knew that nobody would look at him since he was a nobody. He also knew that Suge Knight would be the first person people would suspect since he owned 2pac's contract. 2pac wanted to leave Death Row and start doing things on his own. By killing 2pac, Suge Knight would have all the rights to 2pac's music, thus capitalizing on his death. Puff Daddy knew that and hence plotted the whole thing out. The second person people would think killed 2pac would be Notorious B.I.G. - his rival in the east-west conflict. Puffy knew that too. Puff Daddy was a nobody back then.
Six months after 2pac's death, Biggie (Notorious B.I.G.) was gunned down on the westside (L.A.) by what is suspected to be retaliation on 2pac's death. I beg to differ.
After BIG's death, Puffy primarily owned all of BIG's records. After the best rappers are gone, he could do whatever he wanted.
He tried rapping, but that didnt go too well. He generally took older songs by other artists and remixed them into rap sytle. Collaborated with other legit artists in their songs. Nowadays has a clothing company, recording studio, etc. A snake of a person. Will kill you for money.
Karma's a bitch though and one day he'll pay in the worst way possible. R.I.P. 2pac & B.I.G.
1: Hey you know who killed Pac and Biggie?
2: Yeah, it was that snake ass nigga Puff Daddy.
by yourmomsboyfriend May 23, 2008
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Daddy Sprite

Bud Light Lime’s alias. This fruity excuse for a beer is not for kids or the faint of heart. It’s the beverage of choice for New Balance and hiked up white sock wearing dads everywhere.
Slogan: “Obey your dad bod. Drink Daddy Sprite.”
by ThatFriggnGuy July 10, 2018
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Hunk daddy

A Hunk Daddy is a bisexual man usually packing less than a two inch dick. All the thicc boys travel far and wide just to get a lil’ taste of what Hunk Daddy has to offer.
I can’t wait to get off work so that Hunk Daddy Justin Pearson can rail my ass hat.
by Bonetrain24 October 23, 2018
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Daddy's croissant

When you're in a hotel in France and your dad's fucking your mouth harder than usual. Then, as he's about to blow his load, he squats over your face, blasts into your belly button while unloading the continental breakfast he ate 3 hours before into your swollen mouth and screams, "Sacré bleu".
At a hostel in Marseille:

Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*
by dabruce September 6, 2019
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