Cry Shart

Usually happens to females. When one cries so heavily and uncontrollably that their bowels release a fart that contains watery poop in it.

1 "oh Karen, Im so sad. My boyfriend thinks Im fat. waa waa."

2 "Its ok Vanessa, theres other guys out there"

1 "waa, waaa, *cry shart*"

2 "That smells awful, Are you cry-sharting?!"

by Andy Zavs April 4, 2010

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shart on a tart

When you go to fart on a hookers face and accidently take a shit instead.

I picked up a hooker last night and only wanted to fart in her face but I shart on a tart instead.

by she-nonymous February 14, 2012

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The South African Province of Natal is highly renowned for it's curries of phenominal heat, flavour and spice content.

The Natal Shart is a shart done after consuming a considerable quantity of this Durban delicacy.

It has the consistency of weak tea and is oft accompanied by a savage burn and possible rawness of the sphincter.

"After I ate that terrible curry, I did several agonising Natal Sharts."

by Alfiecake July 14, 2009

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Shart rocket

Shart so hard a piece of shit rockets off the asshole and lands somewhere for all to see.

He bent right over and launched a shart rocket straight at me!!

by Patliciaisms May 21, 2016

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Flow-Shart

n. v. The instance of a woman sharting while simultaneously menstruating

Blue woman: My god, Red, did you just flow-shart? It smells disgusting! Here's some TP AND a tampon!

Red woman: *Hand over mouth like kuwaii girl* Oh ho ho ho ho!

by Bartholomewtwo March 20, 2014

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