Thursday Night TV

Thursday Night TV is boring, therefore Thursday Night TV is used to describe boring things.

Frank: "Hey! son, look at that ride!"
Timmy: "Dad I'd rather watch Thursday Night TV"
Frank: "Boring piece of shit..."
Timmy: "What did ya call me?!"
Frank: "Nothing son!"
Timmy: "You wanna Go!"
'gun shots'

by MEGAZOR January 23, 2010

smut tv

In regard to reality television shows, refers to the stupid vapidity and mindless entertainment that appeals to the lowest common denominator low brow audience.

Garbage tv, shows you'd find in the dumpster.

"Hey wanna watch The Bachelor?"

"No, thank you. I don't watch smut tv."

by FaceLikeASlappedAss March 7, 2024

TV Soulmates

Friends who instinctively watch the same programs at the same time without any prior discussion or planning

Friend 1: Do you prefer to BBQ with Charcoal or Propane?
Friend 2: Your watching King of The Hill, huh?

Friend 1: We must be "TV Soulmates"

by your buddy dave May 4, 2010

eatching tv

the act of pigging out while watching an intese tv show.

Lennard: "Hey what are you doing tonight?"
Kinsey: "Uhm, Im not sure. Probably just eatching tv."

by Saweeena! October 6, 2008

blue moon tv

A very funny YouTuber, who tries hard on his YouTube channel!

Did you watch Blue moon Tv's new video it was hilarious!!

by Luna222000 December 21, 2016

TV Hermit

An individual who has little to no social life and spends their whole day in the house watching television obsessively. These people probably have Vitamin D deficiency because they never see sunlight.

Domonique: What did you do yesterday?
Josh: Nothing much. I was a TV hermit and watched the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer until 3AM.

by vitalshot June 23, 2011

TV cop

The one kind of cop more full of shit than a regular cop.

The TV Cop kept talking about how what he did to that unarmed black guy made him a real life hero, that it was more than TV.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020