Jew-Jitsu

English:
A practice similar to that of Jiu-Jitsu but masters of Jew-Jitsu have incredible power, together they are... unstoppable.

In this video, Sensei Mizrachi displays a brief demonstration of the Jew-Jitsu basics - Jew-jitsu warriors (youtube)
Here are some common moves in Jew-Jitsu:
- Shower-Time (where you throw a "gas bomb" containing powder which burns through the enemies' skin
- SS (Strangle + Shiv - you strangle your opponent then shiv their neck)
- Jew-Bomb (where you jump very high into the air and drop down, fist first, to the ground - like the iron fist)

:עברית
מנהג דומה לזה של ג'יו-ג'יטסו אבל אדונים של יהודי-ג'יטסו יש כוח מדהים, יחד הם ... בלתי ניתן לעצירה.
בסרטון זה מציג סנסאי מזרחי הדגמה קצרה של יסודות היהודים-ג'יטסו - Jew-jitsu warriors (youtube)
הנה כמה מהלכים נפוצים בג'יטסו יהודי:
- זמן מקלחת (שבו אתה זורק "פצצת גז" המכיל אבקה אשר שורף דרך העור של האויבים
- SS (חנק + שיב - אתה חונק את היריב שלך ואז להניע את צווארם)
- פצצת יהודים (שם אתה קופץ גבוה מאוד לאוויר ויורד, אגרוף ראשון, לקרקע - כמו אגרוף הברזל)

Jew: Theres a new Jew-Jitsu dojo opening around the corner!! Finally we can fight those bullies (nazis) away!!!

by My name is baddy February 9, 2021

Jew Pole

A post or pole used to erect an object for a temporary amount of time. Often Alder or maple saplings.

Hey Kyle get the Jew Pole and stand that C sucker up under the tarp

by Aspadesaspade November 29, 2022

jew licker

someone who licks jews

Person 1:my dad is such a jew licker
Person 2: Really? SO IS MINE!

by MarsMilk August 14, 2021

Jew sandwich

two peices of bread put together beacuse a person is too cheap to buy the meat for the inside.

Mike : Hey want to go to Outback for dinner?
Ralph : I can't afford it, but i'll go eat a jew sandwich there.

by jizzle thomas June 5, 2007

jew me

term use when gettin over.(jew stores tend to be slightly higher than regular convient stores) over sellin a product on the streets

dude tried to jew me on these set of speakers.
i jewed this dude on those rims.

by jamesFIZZLE December 8, 2006

screen jew

One who looks at other peoples' screen while playing Call of Duty.

Quit being a fucking screen jew! You wouldn't have shot me if u played fair.

by ddb9292 December 10, 2009

jew-mor

any type of jewish humor

jerry is a great sense of jew-mor

by funny jewish dude December 24, 2009