'bro do you remember that girl who was a penis licker? '
'yeah apparently she made it smell like saliva'
'yeah apparently she made it smell like saliva'
by Eylia-Jaclyn April 6, 2021
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by TheT-PoseGuy May 28, 2020
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How was talking to Tom last night?
He was so annoying, all he talked about was trying to get my nudes.
Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.
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Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.
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