What the sigma

A word most commonly used by gen alpha kids which stands for "what the fuck"

WHAT THE SIGMA MY FATHER IS A SKIBIDI TOILET

by Dave2001lvl100sigma May 23, 2024

What?

That question you ask yourself when you sit on your bed and realize, “I’m talking to all of these girls but I love none because they will never be like her”

None of these girls compare to the way she makes me feel, What?

by Spuddy Bruv February 5, 2024

urmm what the sigma

basically another word for saying what the hell or what the skibidi but its cooler thooooooooo

Alban:urmm what the sigma
Usopp:that is so ohio

by jsanormal_person124okie September 17, 2024

OwO What's This!? (Copypasta)

A Reddit copypasta, popularized by Senzawa who turned it into a rap.

OwO What's This!? (Copypasta) starts here:
Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep*

by 🎀超絶最かわ 🎀てんしちゃん December 8, 2024

What the sigma

A term for the most brainrotted individuals as a replacement for "what the fuck" and similar to it's brother word "what the skibidi". Most commonly used by people at the (mental) age of 10, and people who have never seen the light of day

"Is it bad to have a 3 year age gap with my girlfriend if she's only 13?", someone said. "What the sigma" his discord friend replied.

by Cool guy Brent June 18, 2024

Not what I said or what happened

And that is another example of them using "me calling into question whether or not something was the case" and attributing it to me as a claim I made or what actually happened. This time it's bringing up the 30 rock episode I myself invoked and then saying "Yeah, actually, that's what actually happened. It was the thing you said." These people are not serious actors and want nothing more than to take things away from people. Their position on the matter at hand is ALWAYS contingent on something I've said previously. They agree on it beforehand. And coming from a political party that is little more than chanting slogans and screeching in the streets, they are doing a lot to mask how shrill they are actually being. And that's all this is. Upity liberals whose entire personality is sarcasm, being shrill because they want people to get away with stealing from or harming me. Because instead of stopping school shootings like me... They were doing THIS to me. They waited YEARS for it. You are not the consequences of my actions. You are trying to provoke and action out of me and I'd you want it to be anything other than child murder you are going to be sorely disappointed. And if not...

Hym "Not what I said or what happened. This nothing more using what I said to craft a narrative for the sole purpose making me fail. These people need to be dismissed. They aren't taking any of this seriously and yet, for some reason, expect me to do what they will not. They do not think they personally will be negatively affected by what they are doing to me here and if it's YOU and not me they are going to have nothing for your other than Sam Sedar's rehearsed 'I'm sorry I didn't know.' But he DID know. They all knew because I told them. They did as much as possible to obfuscate what is actually the case and who I actually am and they want to be rewarded for doing that. Why waste time sifting through what are clearly not-so-carefully constructed that all involve using my own words against me? Why even indulge them? And are you going to indulge them when they do it to you?"

by Hym Iam October 10, 2025

What the Gucci?

When your phone autocorrects "what the fuck" and you decide to roll with it.

Friend: There was one manga that started with skater gangs throwing down for territory, and it ended with Obama body swapping with a Japanese girl and flying fortresses.
Me: What the Gucci?

by baklava_bear October 7, 2021