MASON BROWN

THE COOLEST PERSON EVER HE IS THE BEST MIDDLE SCHOOL SAXOPHONE PLAYER IN THE WORLD HE IS THE BEST IN HIS BAND AND IS SUPER COOL. HE CAN SOLVE A RUBIK'S CUBE IN ABOUT TWENTY SECONDS.

WHO THE F**K IS THAT?
THAT'S A MASON BROWN HES THE BEST.
HE'S BETTER THAN YOU AT EVERYTHING

by IAMNEVERWR0NG September 11, 2023

Shacarrah Brown

The hardest CEO alive and Ms.TakeYoMan just by giving him one look.

2nd grade Teacher: ok class what do you all want to be when your all grown up?

7 year old: I want to but Shacarrah Brown.

by Periodttttt December 15, 2020

Brown Dog

A brown dog in lamest terms is a big brown turd

My girlfriend wanted a brown dog today. So I pooped on her breast.

by CubanB777 February 10, 2024

Illinois brown snake

When a guy is on bottom of a 69 and he gets the girl off so hard she shits on his forehead.

My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.

by FleshySilo July 11, 2017

kelsey brown

Kelsey brown is a very sweet and energetic person, she will sometimes be rude but don't let that get to you. Kelsey is stubborn but she is also very honest in many ways.

random girl -OMG i just befriended a kelsey brown!!!!
her friend-OMG really!? kelsey brown is so sweet.

by makakak April 08, 2021

jaysome-brown

v) A undignified sex move. When a male human ejaculates 5 seconds before he inserts his Phallus into his female counterpart.
Most likely to take place in a bathtub.

Gloria: "Hey, kristen how was your date last night with your boyfriend?"
Kristen: "Unsatisfying!"
Gloria: "Why?"
Kristen: "...He jaysome-browned..."
Gloria: "Haha...not my Boyfriend! He satasfies every time!!"

by huh1234 September 05, 2009

Justin Brown

MY fucking dad. Has literally fucked every human on the planet. is the ultimate object of sex. god crafted his brain specifically. 1 scientist in the last millennium. Has beef with ms. frost

I sacrifice 14 children to the all father Justin Brown every night

by Boinkadoink May 14, 2019