Brown Wensday

Is usually performed on Ash Wensday but can be done on any Wensday, a girl kneels and one guy poops in a straight vertical line and another poops in a straight horitizonal line, creating a cross like symbol.

"Yo me nd b-ry just Brown Wensdayed this trick."

by dough boy fresh December 14, 2008

irvin brown

A cringy feminists, usually looks like a humpback whale

Dont be like Irvin brown

by Paradox101010 May 25, 2017

Brown Out

When a person falls asleep or passes out while on the toilet, specifically taking a shit.

Mike has been in the bathroom for an hour, I think he had a brown out.

by weaponsgradevanilla November 13, 2022

Brown Masking

Wiping your butt with a facial mask and making somewhere wear it on their face afterwords (Brown Masking or A Brown Mask)

Jason gave Sam a Brown Masking after the gally.

by Mak19993 April 2, 2022

Brown batting

When one feels frisky in the middle of the night and feels it's an opportune time to fornicate with their mate while in a sleeping state.

If you come into our room you may find us brown batting

by MaggieJayne June 14, 2017

Explosive Brown Stuff

A brown or yellow liquid that commonly comes out of your urinal hole.

"Holy fuck that jumpscare made Explosive Brown Stuff come out of my ass."

by Hennesyy June 6, 2023

fresh brown

A load of poop that has just recently been dropped

I just laid a fresh brown and it smells terrible

by Stee McDee December 21, 2013