fuck me gently with a chainsaw

basically, "i don't give a fuck"

"it's just heather, why can't we talk to different kinds of people?"

"fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do i look like mother teresa? if i did, i probably wouldn't mind talking to the geek squad"

by heathersssssss April 19, 2010

don't piss me around

an exclamation demanding someone stops wasting one's time.

Don't piss me around you wanker, I know you can't afford to buy my car, you don't even have a pot to piss in.

by Ned Stoat November 28, 2013

someone better than me

No one. You are cool man

Omg I’m sooo cool no one is better than mee

No one is better than me

Someone better than me: No one

by Joey Yonn November 20, 2017

well fuck me running

Showing surprise, like "well I'll be damned"

She's got a sister, well fuck me running

by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003

Put me on

If I say put me on that mean put me on with you retarted ass lil girl

Aye put me on
With who

You dumb ass girl

by Put me on January 9, 2021

pissing the shit out of me

when a person irritates you so much

Felix was on the computer again, he is "pissing the shit out of me"

by eric quackstein February 16, 2012

Give me a fucking break

Used as a substitute for “take it easy pal” or “give it a rest asshole”. It also sounds pretty cool and can spark up some laughter to say it out of the blue. You know how it goes.

Kohl: Kyle let’s go buddy you’re taking for ever
Kyle: Give me a fucking break alright

Or

Kohl: Long time no see Kyle, good to see ya!
Kyle: Give me a fucking break, bro, how’s it going?

by Dr. Malone February 16, 2018