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jack beckman

Jack Beckman thinks he has a real big dick.
You know what, he probably does.
"Do you know Jack Beckman? Yeah he's alright. I heard he has a huge Nightcrawler."
by ffsdamn February 28, 2014
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Jack

A big sexy man who excels at nothing but being a fat shit and masturbating alone in his bedroom to 7 year old girls as well as video games. He is a master builder at Fortnite as well as an expert marksman at COD as you see from his plethora of Camos
Come over her, your cool just like jack
by Boy but not a girl November 23, 2018
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Jack

He’s the type of person that when you call him he’ll text you back saying “ hold on give me 5 mins and I’ll call u back” and then calls you and he’ll talk to you for hours.

He’s a white boy who likes to play baseball or any sport. He’s a good guy to trust with stuff so he’ll keep some secrets
Friend 1: Dose anyone else know about this
Friend 2: no only jack
by Jack talks about meeeee August 20, 2022
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jack barkhamer

i got lost in his stupid blue eyes. the way he giggled. his adorable dog. his humor. his music taste. the photos on his parents facebook that he hated so much. the way he made me so happy without even trying. how we talked like we’d known each other for years. he hated his nose but i love it. how pale you were compared to how tan i was. when he cut his hair & told me he had a bowl cut so i cried. how much shorter you thought you were then me when in reality you weren’t. the reason i’m doing cross country and track. the reason i believe in right person wrong time. our right time will come soon and until then i will damn well be waiting.
what is she crying over this time? probably jack barkhamer
by cassieanne21 November 4, 2021
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Jack

A batty boy who loves to bang a hairbrush him and his mums hairbrush fav sex positions is obviously anal. He is also a phsycho who likes to beat up girls and then report to the police and gets away with everything. If you see a jack with the surname brown please stay away it is a big warning.
Sentence 1: do you know jack brown?
Reply: the one who shoved the hairbrush up his ass 🤢🤢
by Jackstar004 April 24, 2020
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Jack

Jacks are the most selfish people, they will usually ditch u to make them look better, they don’t have any abs. They have greasy brown hair. Jacks somehow pull sometimes even tho there teeth aren’t strait, well there teeth aren’t the only thing that isn’t strait.
That dude is so fruity he must be a Jack, his teeth are gross too.
by Madpullin November 23, 2021
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Jack

Man you hear about that horny dude he’s such a jack
by Ben provhem April 12, 2020
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