ran's bed time

When the English bitch needs to take herself to bed because she passes out online and drools on her keyboard.

You little crumpet-eating shit. Ran's bed time. You've been up too long and it's getting dark out.

by WarWithinABreath June 16, 2017

the flaming timemachine

When grab an old lady and put hot sause on your dick and fuck all three holes,before you go in each hole you add another layer of hot sause on your dick.

Frank:Damn my dick from last night.
Franks friend:what did you do last night.
Frank:i did the flaming timemachine on this old hoe.
Franks friend:Damn....

by Itsyourboidown syndrom divitoe June 23, 2017

when i have time

Synonym for 'never'

Person 1: Are you ever going to help me with my homework?
Me: When i have time

by Peddebol June 29, 2017

redneck good time

When a girl gives you a handjob with sand paper then throws rubbing alcohol on it after

My sister gave me the redneck good timeit hurt like hell

by Daddy long leg 96 July 14, 2017

to grant time

To give time for something that is important for you.

If you fail to grant time for the things you care about, you will forget why you are even fighting at all.

by StrangerOrMe July 29, 2017

Tim Tam Time

The time to eat Tim Tam's

Created by Clive Palmer
often used in Clive Palmer's Memes

Boy:(Gets Home From School) Yo, Mum is it Tim Tam Time yet.
Mother: Not yet Honey

by XxX_LordPolarBear_XxX August 9, 2017

carrot dresser time

A feddish for sex with someone dressed as a carrot

its carrot dresser time

by Fost Ape September 13, 2017