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Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack is when you let your ex know that they've got no hope in hell of having you back.
I'm never getting back with my ex, there's more hope of me having Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack.
by imnotpettybut January 24, 2019
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j nut

To jizz in pants, while day dreaming about a jizz worthly female.
Hey bro. I just popped a J nut cuz of this gee.
by Mrals June 4, 2019
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Macho Nut

Macho Nut

(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.

This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.

To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
Example:

“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025
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deez nuts

guy 1: deez nuts
guy 2: shut up
by no_bitches?? February 3, 2022
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deez nuts

a comeback for when someone says anything to you
by sad person 3 March 14, 2022
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Deez Nuts

You probably got a deez nuts joke but didn’t know what it means, but here’s the true definition: It doesn’t contribute anything to the conversation therefore has 0 effect on life unless you’re an over thinker
“Hey I got diagnosed with Deez” “Deez? What’s that?” “DEEZ NUTS
by LilithTheLilyPad August 26, 2022
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Plink-A-Nut

To shoot a BB gun into a female's vagina and have intercourse
I had to do the Plink-A-Nut method on that hoe.
by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025
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