Back Stage Pass

A secondary term used to describe anal sex. In the world of prostitution, it is used to request or offer anal sex without giving damning evidence for potential law enforcement officials.

I asked her and she let me have a back stage pass for the first time

by Manofsteel83 December 30, 2016

get the pastels cooking

1) to go out and "get the ball rolling", so to speak, with a certain physical activity

2) when one is "rusty" at a certain sport and they want to get back into shape or return to the state in which they previously performed in a consistent manner due to an upcoming event in which that person or persons will compete at said sport/activity
3) to heat up and eat one's artistic supplies

Ay boys, lax season is right around the corner so we gon' go out this afternoon and get the pastels cooking

Wow, Grayson is pretty good considering he hasn't played in a while; he musta got them pastels cooking awhile ago

by skillz4thabillz January 5, 2017

Peanut butter passout

This is when you eat too much peanut butter too quickly without a beverage, and it coats your throat so much that you can't breath and you pass out.

I told him that peanut butter passout was the breathing version was of an ice cream headache. He thought I was making this shit up!

by Ohio driver January 25, 2017

Smash a pasty

To give a lady a jolly good seeing to.

I'm off out tonight, pull a bird and smash a pasty.

by Moomoo17 June 15, 2017

Ham and Salmon pasty

(Vagina)

My pork sword goes well with her ham and salmon pasty

by Mojomoon August 10, 2017

The "mypenis" password

"The " mypenis" password" is a overused joke, This is how it goes, So the wifes husband was making a pass for the new PC, the husband typed "mypenis" as the password and it said "Error: TOO SHORT" and they wife was like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

{The "mypenis" password joke starts Random guy in the comment section of YT: So the wifes husband was making a pass for the new PC, the husband typed "mypenis" as the password and it said "Error: TOO SHORT" and they wife was like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Replyer: STOP IT WITH THE OVERUSED JOKES!

by JamezWebResearch August 21, 2017

La La Land pass

La La Land pass is what you give to a person that has wronged you in the past but not out of malice or devilry. It’s just that what was best for him/her at the moment was not the best for the two of you. And that you understand. And that it is okay. And that you two need not to dwell on the subject any longer.

Wrong-doer: You know... I always... wanted to say... you know... about that time—
Pass-giver: It’s alright. I will give you the La La Land pass.

by Only good at Rififi November 8, 2017