these nuts

big nut big cringe

guy: knock knock
guy 2: whos there
guy: nuts
guy 2: whos nuts
guy: these nuts fit on yo face

by da wok January 27, 2022

No Nut November

No Nut November (a challenge that had started in November 2011) is the worst time for anyman and woman to experience during November. Within the challenge, you have to go throughout the whole month without ejaculating or else you fail and are declared a "loser" to everyone ever.

Bob: Man No Nut November sucks.
Joe: Yeah man, good thing I let it out yesterday!
Bob:...Joe, November started two days ago, you fucking loser.

by hibuds November 6, 2023

nut umami

In a can of mixed nuts, it is only the pecans that possess a peculiar earthy flavor that is the essence of pure nuttiness. That essence, that is even more pronounced in the hickory nut, is that under-flavor that is nut umami, which can also be measured in intensity. Walnuts, especially black walnuts, have a more bitter drying flavor, that is at the bitter end of the nut umami spectrum, whereas the pecan and hickory are in the balanced and more centered warm spot on the nut umami scale.

Those roasted pecans exude the most wonderful nut umami.

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Nut kicking game

To go back to a behavior that it's known to cause pain , over and over again.

Dating this guy is a nut kicking game

by Urbancase June 14, 2018

Nut

1. Nut, in botany, dry hard fruit that does not split open at maturity to release its single seed. ... A nut resembles an achene but develops from more than one carpel (female reproductive structure), often is larger, and has a tough woody wall. Examples of true nuts are the chestnut, hazelnut, and acorn.

2. Bustin on a bitch

Honey can you eat this nut (acceptable for both definitions)

by SimpleMindedSackofShit April 28, 2021

dry nutting

The act of ejaculating without a stimulus presented to your penis which could be known simply as “an awake wet dream”. You can dry nut by simply being so aroused that you have no control over your penis

That girl bobby went out with yesterday was really cute, I heard he ended up dry nutting.

by a_ variation December 24, 2024

BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.

John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy

by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021