Penis Munch

When your getting a blow job while driving and you hit a speed bump.

Don’t hit the speed bumps to fast I don’t want to penis munch you.

by @IR14LFHS October 22, 2019

penis guzzling bitch

Bitches that guzzle penises

Man she a penis guzzling bitch

by Tyrone's huge dong July 18, 2014

On Penis

A phrase you use similarly to "On God" or "On Gang". If you lie your penis explodes.

"On Penis I di-"
*penis explodes*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by 1mp May 1, 2024

Peni

Multiple penises

I saw so many peni at that orgy!

by big big man man June 23, 2021

Penis

Floppy stick you tickle

Ur penis is small

by M0mmyM1lkerz November 5, 2021

Penis

I fuck your Mom with it

I fucked your mom with my penis

by ur dad who left you for milk May 7, 2022

Penis Cocoon

The non-medical term to describe the fleshly foreskin of the male penis. Typically, removed to stop the euphoric joy of male masturbation. Despite being a sweater for your penis, you're still going to shrink.

"It's a good thing I have a penis cocoon so I can dock the hell out of an orange. The citrus burns will give me pleasure." Said Joe.

by Rock your rockhard February 9, 2023