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new jersey tornado

Slapping a girl with your dick until unconscious
I gave a girl and New Jersey tornado and left her in an alley.
by Gsamm October 15, 2013
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New balance Puerto Rican

Generally a Puerto Rican from the Bronx containing lack of “drip” or “swag”.
Usually wearing clothes that could be found in the display or V.i.m. Bootcut jeans with Rips and fitted hats with atrocious logos.l such as “Bronx hustler” or “Grind”..
Jose:Hey you heard that new Pete powerz I think that niggas fly.
Manio: I think that nigga a new balance Puerto Rican.
by Mr Milk February 10, 2020
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Kisky is the new Beige

when someone/or something is getting really boring and you just have to say it.
Guy Uno: Look at her
Guy 2: Yeah, she's fine, Kisky is the new Beige
by Oslemen April 27, 2023
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7 news

The Australian version of Fox News. Watched by punting, flag-waving, worshipping fundamentalists who worship Pauline Hansen like she is fucking Big Shaq; Essentially the only reason mature people who know the difference between 'fact and fiction' watch it is to cringe at all the UAP femboys (especially Peter Mitchell) cry about Clive Palmer losing the 2021 election
John: oh shit the Labor party is gonna deprive us of our political freedoms in 6 months
Sienna: Where did you hear that?
John: 7 News
Sienna: piss off
by iDontTrustYou November 19, 2023
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Ham is the new Judah

A recent trend in Hollywood of using continental Africans (Ham) to play the roles of African-Americans.
They got Daniel Kaluuya playing Fred Hampton. Ham is the new Judah, ahch.
by Sabal Laiwalayam February 22, 2021
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News

by ThisNameIsAlreadyInUse August 18, 2020
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New Balance Plan

A New Balance Plan is a highly contrived plan to arrange a run-in with your crush. It can sometimes edge towards silly or ridiculous. The goal is the crush not to realize you planned a run in.
"Okay well he'll need a new pair of sneakers for the season so if you hang out around the New Balance store near his apartment you're bound to run into him EVENTUALLY. It's a New Balance Plan."
by letthewordsoverflow July 24, 2022
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