wrinkle on my butt

When one says that something is a new wrinkle on their butts or asses, it typically means that they have seen or heard some kind of bullshit that doesn't make sense, or is bizarre. The saying is based on the saying that when one learns something new, the brain gets a new wrinkle. However, in such cases, something is so out there that the new wrinkle appears on the ass.

I was watching The Golden Girls. When Rose Nylund talked about the old lady with no smile muscles standing on her head and waving, to make her frown and smile, that was a new wrinkle on my butt. I'm sure the other ladies on the show had new wrinkles on their asses as well.

by mama'sfamilynut1983 October 7, 2013

Figurative Butt-hole

(noun) An anus which does not actually exist in the real world, but is often subjected to abuse.

Man, after getting raped by the physics test, my figurative butt-hole is sooo loose

by TransPM May 3, 2012

Colorado Head butt

A fake head butt followed through with a straight punch to the nuts

I scream Colorado head butt seconds prior to going through the motions of an actual head butt but just prior to heads connecting I stop and straight punch to the nuts as their eyes are closed expecting a head butt

by Nut Crusher May 25, 2012

Gay Butt Sex

A sexual act where two or more gay men engage in penetrative sex with their assholes. This is usually accompanied by a copious amount of lube. According to the Geneva Convention it would not be considered gay butt sex but rather just butt sex if one of the parties involved utter the magic words "no homo".

Charles: Yo I had Gay Butt Sex yesterday. It felt amazing!
Bao Dao: Yeah I know I did it with you!

by i luv linh dao January 28, 2023

Butt Rocker Rob

Rob like other Robs but is considered a butt rocker

Butt Rocker Rob thinks Ozzy is head banger music when everyone knows its butt rock. That's why we call him Butt Rocker Rob

by Swaybone December 31, 2020

butt monkey

pretty much everyone at one time or another. Probably not the best outlook i could have on life but never the less the one i stand by. allows an insult to be given that confuses the aggressive shaved gorilla in your face long enough to scarper and hence avoid inevitable kickin'

that guy/girl on/in tv, radio, that store, that car (insert own topic/situation) is such a butt monkey!

by jimbob November 17, 2003

asian butt scratcher

When as asianis fucking you from behind and instead of gripping your hips, he scratchers your butt cheeks while ejaculating.

"Mychael pulled the ol asian butt scratcher on me last night, good thing, because I sat in an ant pile 2 days ago."

by ye olde kellmyllie September 12, 2009