by Ghgggvhhffhvdyhffv February 7, 2017
Get the Cash me outside howboutdah mug.Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".
A very popular thing to say at parties.
A very popular thing to say at parties.
When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.
by scodder May 1, 2010
Get the teach me to jive, grasshopper mug.Jeff asked me what time I would be ready to go, I said"I don't know, at least 30 minutes". He asked me again about what time I could be ready, I had to reply with "Don't push me like that".
by Bratlicious November 9, 2006
Get the don't push me like that mug.the literal greatest movie ever filmed, starring timotheè chalamet, arnie hammer and a peach. after you watch it you will be emotionally drained and depressed, good luck charlie .
random girl: dude have you seen call me by your name?
me: omfg yes its the saddest movie ever and i love it
me: omfg yes its the saddest movie ever and i love it
by mrs.chalamet April 6, 2020
Get the call me by your name mug.Originating from the 1994 movie: PCU. This term is most used as a comeback when someone says or does something you dislike. Can be used just like: "blow me" but adds that extra bit of urban flavor. This saying will often confuse and insult simultaneously.
Dude 1: Why did you order cheese on my burger?
Dude 2: I went and got it, didn't I?
Dude 1: So?!
Dude 2: So! You can "Blow me where the pampers is!"
Dude 2: I went and got it, didn't I?
Dude 1: So?!
Dude 2: So! You can "Blow me where the pampers is!"
by Underdrummer May 16, 2011
Get the Blow me where the pampers is mug.by Jake March 19, 2004
Get the well fuck me blue mug.When someone is fishing for sympathy and the person they are directing it to does not care or want to be bothered with their dramatic ploys for attention.
Shan whines to Billy, 'I need atention now Sir...'
Billy retorts, 'Don't Cry for me Argentina ~ I tried calling you last night but you were too busy to meet my needs!'
Billy retorts, 'Don't Cry for me Argentina ~ I tried calling you last night but you were too busy to meet my needs!'
by carrioncrow September 27, 2006
Get the Don't Cry for me Argentina mug.