Penis

A (usually) big meat stick that you should put in your mouth and suck on but don't bite it or you might go to jail

Guy 1:can I suck your penis

Guy 2: sure but you have to promise to suck it till the milk comes out and drink it all

Guy 1: okay

by PenisPenisPenis3000 November 14, 2021

monkey penis

similar to, ‘thats so queer’ literally just a term for something that sucks or is ass

“ that game is so monkey penis “

by ren??? April 24, 2024

penis tumbler

is a guy who tumbles with his penis i.e. masterbation or a stupid person

that guy is such a penis tumbler

by fmak779 August 4, 2009

Penis

The thing as big as Venus. Venus has the same first letter as a Penis's Best Friend.

Me and my penis were having a conversation. It came out sticky.

by Jackthegiant2118 October 24, 2019

Penis

The scientific name for a pine tree

person 1: YO CHECK OUT THIS HUGE PENIS
person 2: thats nothing dude i saw a bigger one on my last hike.

by Lil chubby November 25, 2021

ur grandma have penis

Alongside the likes of "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma have penis" is a phrase that can be used to absolutely D E C I M A T E someone in an argument

Gay kid 1: I fucking hate you and ur dad lesbian
Retarded child numero dos: lol ur grandma have penis
gay kid 1: SNHPye8U(JWDOMINHUB*YH*_UE)(IJNWHUSD&C)(IJHOISHU)IUHEF)*YDSA*YHF)syh0IEUFH

by Link6456 March 14, 2018

penis blush

When you have sex with a female on their period, and the towel ends up wiping the blood on the skin.

"Oh my god, she left penis blush on me bro."

After sex, I left him a little penis blush so he can remember me by.

by WWDDReally July 28, 2022