Penis

You looked this up because you were bored, didn't you?

Im bored, let me look up penis in urban dictionary

by Necroathedingleberry October 3, 2022

Penis

idk but it tastes funny.

Person 1: Have you ever heard of a penis.

Person 2: No, but my friend said they tased oddly

by LargeCokMaster October 3, 2022

Intravenous Penis

A penis so small and skinny it resembles that of a needle and is made for intravenous use.

Kimmy: How was it with Cody last night?

Bethany: Not good…he has an intravenous penis.

by Dictionary Harry October 5, 2022

Penis Diarrhea

Penis Diarrhea is a usually misunderstood and confused with other similar conditions. This terrible disease, Penis Diarrhea, is a disease that is irreversible. And is lethal if not managed properly.

Symptoms include runny nose, headaches, nausea, memory loss, vision impairment, decrease in general senses, vomiting, diarrhea, low sex drive, erectile dysfunction, overly long urination, and, worst of all, micropenis.

If you have had more than one of these symptoms in the past two weeks, see a doctor.

Person One: "I feel nauseous, my head hurts, and I can't stop my nose from running."

Person Two: "I think you might have Penis Diarrhea, have you been to the doctor yet?"

by Sour MilkyNuts October 5, 2022

penis

"Penis" usually refers to male genitalia but what many people don't know is that a human penis is actually edible since it has no blood flow. So next time you're hungry just take a bite out of your penis.

I was starving but then I remembered I could just eat my penis.

by professional moron October 6, 2022

penis

when you have nothing to say during text so you respond with penis

guy 1: "I think flowers are pretty neat"

guy 2: "penis"

by mewhenballs October 7, 2022

PENIS

I love my Penis

have you seen my penis? i love my penis

by BigBlackChickenBBC October 12, 2022