banjo penis

When a stranger yanks you by the tip of ones flaccid penis and proceeds to strum it in a fast, very offbeat pattern that slowly fills the room with the sound of a cumly twang.

We all know that one Roxminna girl that really knows how to get a twangy ass banjo penis going.

by Cunt Mannaway January 28, 2022

penis

something that trans men (like myself) wish they had.

guy 1: my penis is bigger than yours.
guy 2: literally ded, sobbing

by trannymaxine January 31, 2022

Penis Video Game Nerd

A knockoff of the Angry Video Game Nerd

During the angry reviewing era came a Penis Video Game Nerd, then more end up existing.

by BetterSkatez February 2, 2022

Penis

The hard thing a man has

You have a hard Penis

by ddcd February 2, 2022

penis

A man's genital often referred to as a dick or a cock.

Only men have a penis.

by wild (HYDRA) February 3, 2022

Penis

Mine is really small.

My penis is to bruh

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 3, 2022

Penis

The best wand in Harry Potter.

Hermione: Hey Harry, can I see your penis? Ron can't frick me very well.
Harry: Sure but you have to promise to suck it, kiss it and let me stick it in your chest.
Hermione: I'll only agree if you promise to kiss my butt, and suck my chest. And it has to be in the bed, NAKED.
Harry: I promise. ( Oh boy I can't wait to be fricked!)

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 3, 2022