share monkey

Share Monkey

A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.

The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.

Variations: US; Stock Monkey
Tom is just another a Share Monkey , he told me to buy these stocks because he believes if he buys in a Monsoon and the stock will Boom.

Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.

On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
by Rod Clements February 19, 2016
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Monkey food

The monkey didn't have his banana today. He tried to ask for monkey food in monkey talk.
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Chorus Monkeys.

A word I invented for people in chorus programs that are awful and sing terrible songs. Everyone in there is like clones. Monkey see monkey do. Understand? they do whatever they see done.-Maya Betancourt
Did you hear those chorus kids ? they had no life and sounded dead and bored!

They're such "Chorus Monkeys."!
by MadchikXX June 12, 2011
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Beater monkey

Me: Yo did you see how bad graham looked
Cool guy: He looked beater monkey as fuck
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skutchelo monkey

Similar to an Eeran. Except an Eeran has larger eyes. And they are set further back in its head.
Oh my gosh! Is that an Eeran!? No. It's a Skutchelo monkey. Which is sometimes confused for an Eeran, but with squinty eyes that bulge out forward.
by killervoltz March 21, 2018
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Monkey's Ass

A statement of displeasure or a neutral affirmation.
Mike: Its going to snow today
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass to that!

*phone rings
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass
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Gut Monkey

A human fetus in the womb as seen from outside. The large swollen area of a woman who is far into a pregnancy. Especially a very large and pronounced belly shape. A humorous tone slightly related to the parasitic nature of a fetus upon it's mother.
It was quite apparent from the size of her huge gut monkey that she was easily 8 or 9 months into her pregnancy.
by thechurchfodave September 20, 2011
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