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Naked Time

A time honored tboy tradition where you spend 15 minutes pacing around your room covered in gel trying not to touch anything. It’s called “naked time” because you are naked the entire time.

A lot of tboys take HRT via testosterone gel. They slather that shit all over their bodies every single day so it gets absorbed through their skin. However, they can’t put clothes on immediately after because clothes can also absorb the gel, which means their bodies won’t. Because tboys are all geniuses, they developed naked time as an innovative solution to this dilemma.
“Bro I walked in on Oliver completely naked — tdick out and everything. I’m pretty sure he was covered in some weird lotion too.”

“It’s called naked time, and it’s an important part of how tboys testosteronemaxx.”
by PenisEnvy July 14, 2025
mugGet the Naked Timemug.

screen time conventions

The phenomenon where until smartphones have been around for sufficiently long periods of time, there are multiple different conventions on how well a child should behave in order to get more screen time. Even though by now, there have been found the following deciding factors on whether someone (children or otherwise) should (be allowed to) have screen time: a) the desired duration of screen time, b) the purpose of having screen time, c) personal susceptibility towards the effect(s) of excessive screen time.
In our household, screen time conventions are strict; we have to consider behavior, purpose, and how long the kids can actually handle it without experiencing brainrot.
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
mugGet the screen time conventionsmug.

half time watch

When a movie is so bad you can't even bear a one time watch.
"OR"
When you leave mid-movie/interval.
"Bro,you went to watch the latest tw***ght flick right? How was it?"
"Hey! Hey! Not so loud Brah! -_- And It wasn't even a half time watch"
by aru007_avi March 30, 2016
mugGet the half time watchmug.

Poker Time

Guys who likes to spend time at strip clubs.
Hey babe, I will hang out with my guys for poker time!
by DeathGrim March 16, 2022
mugGet the Poker Timemug.

Squad time

A time you spend with your squad or friends
"Squad time after school" she said to her group of friends
"For sure" they said back
by anonymous October 24, 2016
mugGet the Squad timemug.
a subconscious mess up of Flynn my brother,

Message from subconscious was,
That fat milf my master not mark ya,
Milf is a girl name genitalia
I can't understand flim half the time, but now he has a pedophile watching him some father I had named brain chose it, even explained it.
by Mineowedwus August 12, 2022
mugGet the I can't understand flim half the timemug.

Cherry-time

when 2 virgin people have Sex and take each other's virginity for the first time is called "Cherry time"
You can just ask anyone virgin (while being virgin yourself) to have cherry time "want a cherry time?" Because cherry-time means two virgin people losing it to each other
by Suraya_111 August 28, 2023
mugGet the Cherry-timemug.

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