by james o'brian November 19, 2003
After performing oral sex on a female, the shouting of "Smell My Face" is permissable... Similar to the smelling of fingers after finger fucking; derived from rednecks post cunnilingus
by Smell My Face November 27, 2005
A kid from Benedictine high school insulting his teacher:
"You a flat-faced bitch and I'm gonna stick you."
"You a flat-faced bitch and I'm gonna stick you."
by Big Snigger August 05, 2006
When a koala attacks and rips your face off and throws it on the ground with disdain.
Frequently misused as 'koala your ass' which actually means that a koala has ripped your ass off.
Frequently misused as 'koala your ass' which actually means that a koala has ripped your ass off.
Eric got all honeyed up for Geoff's cash room but discovered that there was no cash to be found, so he said to Geoff, 'I'm going to koala your face'...and he did.
by wealthy in forest heights November 28, 2008
A generally cute young male who has the ability to have relations with a female without them knowing!
by KDAWG1234 November 03, 2012
An action that can be performed by either sex. On the male side...Shave your balls...wait a couple of days till stubble develops. After the eager awaiting of the stubble...drag your balls across your significant others face....leaving red marks...and if your balls are heavy enough....flesh wounds could possibly occur.
On the female side. After stubble develops from shaving your ferret flap...Convince your partner to give you a mustache ride. Grind your stubbly box into your partners face causing red marks and scracthes.
On the female side. After stubble develops from shaving your ferret flap...Convince your partner to give you a mustache ride. Grind your stubbly box into your partners face causing red marks and scracthes.
Oh god my face is killing me. I just woke up and I think John gave me the Kentucky Face Grader last night....oh well guess i wont have to exfoliate today.
by jt1224 September 08, 2009
The act of pulling out when about to cum and swinging your dick around the chicks face like a helicopter blade.
Roflcopter-on-your-face. A porno of a T1000 terminator who fucks a chick and instead of jizzing when he cums he pulls out and his dick morphs into helicopter blades and chops her up. Then the movie turns kinda Army of Darkness, but the dude kills zombies with his Roflcopter, instead of a chainsaw attached to his arm.
by imtotallycereal June 27, 2009