Cheese

Cheese is a loaf of milk. Don't ever feed it to vegans. If you eat blue cheese what on earth is going on inside your head to make you do that!?

Oh look, cheese. I'd love to feed that to my vegan dinner lady.

by Lettuceandtomatoesarepeng November 16, 2019

gone off goat cheese

When you leave goat cheese out for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off goat cheese smells like salmonella.

by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023

Dick cheese

yummy substance from unwashed penis

person: damn! he has dick cheese

other person: 😏

by bigfatdickcheese January 7, 2022

Cheese pizza

Short for when a man slices his penis into two and makes a meal

Who wants a cheese pizza?

by Therealscientist November 12, 2023

Cheese

a substance known as cum

guy 1 : have you tried kontol with cheese ?

by y0urbe3stie May 5, 2021

minner cheese

pimento cheese, a Southern (USA) mix of shredded cheddar, pimentos and mayonnaise. Served on white bread.

The book club ladies had minner cheese sandwiches for lunch with sweet tea.

by jmac8 March 14, 2011

estonian cheese

When host throws you out of his house because you ate something from their fridge

That douche estonian cheesed me in the middle of the night

by anVlad11 November 21, 2018