foot fingering

When you finger a females pussy with your foot. Usually you jab your heal in, then in an left right motion move the toe area around until she cums. Do not try with pink eye.

Him: hey babe, how should I finger you?
Her: idk, how?
Him: what about I foot finger (foot fingering) you ?

Her: baby how'd you know!
Him: I'm that good.
Narrator: holy fuck he is an alpha chad lvl.100
Written by auto cocks

by Bman165 February 15, 2021

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tequila fingers

fingers that have been affected by tequila; a fancy way to say “drunk texting”

Caroline blames her tequila fingers on texting me last night.

by dumbassery95 February 16, 2021

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Shiny fingers

When your fingers look like they're soaked in oil

Me: Why you came out of the bathroom with shiny fingers?
You: Let me see your phone please.

Me: I won't let you touch my screen with those shiny fingers.

by Stegosaurus Montgomery February 17, 2021

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Shiny Fingers

When your fingers look like they're soaked in oil

Me: Why you came out of the bathroom with those shiny fingers?

You: Let me use your phone.
Me: Don't be touching my screen with those shiny fingers

by Stegosaurus Montgomery February 17, 2021

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Finger crugg

A hypotheticalshoe that is part ugg, part croc, and part those weird toe shoes called five-fingers. The unholy foot trinity. All hail the exalted shoe.

H: I emailed DSW an idea for finger crugg shoes.
M: What are those?
H: They’re like the turducken of footwear. The warmth of ugg boots, the toe separation of those weird toe shoes, and of course the holiness of croc shoes. Perfection.
M: I need these in my life immediately.

by hm.athena February 17, 2021

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