Vortex of Fuck

When you get sucked into someone else's drama

My friend got divorced and wanted to drag me into her vortex of fuck by talking about her problems.

by Rubymonster April 19, 2018

Fuck boy

2008-womanizer
2017-fuck boy

John is a big fuck boy. He was seen having sex with another girl the same night he went on a date with Amy.

by Jimmy1996 October 1, 2017

Monkey fucked

When you get screwed over

Sounds like your boss just monkey fucked you man!!!!

by Heatoshun October 24, 2017

Nose fucking

The act of sticking your nose up a ass or pussy.

Man 1:"I heard nose fucking is pretty fun."
Man 2:"yeah it's pretty fun."

by I will give you a ear boner May 16, 2017

fucking fuckery

Fuckery is a messed up situation. I use the word ,fuckery, when some Shady shit is going on..add fucking and it's fucking fuckery, the worst you've been played, or biggest bunch of bullshit

ever!

There was some fucking fuckery going on with those people and I want no part of it!

by mama of three boys May 17, 2017

FUCKING BRIDGET

When something goes wrong and you can't blame anyone but yourself.

You just did a fucking bridget.

by Missohnfl2 June 22, 2017

puffy fucking

Puffy fucking is the act of fucking a girl's asshole into her pussy so that your lovely lady can experience the sensation of something akin to being battered in the g spot from inside the asshole.

Disclaimer: this is advanced level shit. Do not do this to someone you don't know well, or who doesn't like pain.

Directions. 1) Enter a girl through her anus while she's on her shoulders. 2) To find the sweet spot, carefully aim the cock, at roughly a 15 degree angle, into the asshole. 3) Gently guide it over the pelvic bone. 4) Have your brave girl finger herself to fully experience the special moment. Enjoy that face. ;)

Man, last night I tried puffy fucking with my boyfriend and it rocked my world!

by Masterlove June 29, 2017