Pussy Laundering Scheme

A fictitious activity used to impress a potential mate

"Rick is out with his latest Pussy Laundering Scheme, telling girls about his soup kitchen for stray dogs

by Stevemadden November 13, 2017

dead ass pussy

When that fat pussy has a strong smell of chlorine and sardines.

Hey that bitch has a dead ass pussy

Hey Gordon Ramsay is coming but that stinky fish away.

It's just Kalista's dead ass pussy

by Papi Bend'Down November 24, 2020

Lake placid pussy

When a female has an ungodly odor(smell) coming from her vagina.

Yo, that bitch kim got that lake placid pussy.

by o$$ October 24, 2006

Pussy Loving Faggot

1. A person with a girlfriend (usually for more then 6 months) who refuses to have or has not had sexuall relations with her
2. One who has a girlfriend and shows characteristics of a homosexual
3. A male friend or relative who likes women but does not try to get laid (most of them own alot of pornographic materials)
4. A Diss or burn mostly found in video games.. Especially "Halo 2"
5. A Bisexual Male
6. A Lesbian
7. an "Emo"

1. Ryan goddamn man you still havent gotten any from your girlfriend? you such a pussy loving faggot
2. I think Ryan is a little confused.. Yeah hes a real pussy loving faggot
3. man Ryan why dont you ever try to get laid.. your a real pussy loving faggot
4. You noob, god your such a f'n noob I own you pussy loving faggots
5. Self Explanitory
6. Self Explanitory
7. Look at "Emo"

by Demko November 12, 2005

Schneiders Pussy Plug

When a girl is so horny, she takes a schneiders hot dog weiner and sticks it up her pussy(VAGINA) to substitute for a real penis. A hot dog is cheaper then a dildo.

Dane: Jenna was so horny last-night, she did the Schneiders Pussy Plug.... and the weiner got stuck!

Matt: Hahaha what a horny animal!!!!!

Dane: Yeah, but I was supprised because isnt she a lesbian?

Matt: Yeah, but she is a bi-sexual!

Dane: oh yeah, I forgot.

by Big Mac1 December 8, 2007

Crystal Pussy

A person who was nicknamed this by a popular treatment facility just outside Atlanta Ga. Crystal Pussy quit using crystal meth before they could get her to confess her history of drug use under tortuous conditions.

Crystal Pussy fu*cked up her best chance for a normal life by "putting it together."

by MSnATL June 2, 2008

Pussy Music

Any single, or multiple people, places, or objects in which they are lame, weak, pussy, bitchy, or not liked.

"My friends new wooden pipe is such PUSSY MUSIC"
"Bro, wanna get 1/4 of regs tonight?" "PUSSY MUSIC!"

by tagitupbro August 21, 2009