my friend

a person who steals ur girlfriend after u told him that u still loved her.

also allows him to come on dates cuz u thought he was ur friend and let him and look what happened,

cant spell friend without end

my friend, dont act sympathetic ur a fuckin doushe bag, and thast what evry1 else thinks too so shut ur fuckin face

my friend by scud December 23, 2003

Life, StormHunterPSU, & Friend 

life(Probably gross hag covered in stretch marks melinda)StormHunterPSU(nasty wife beating Jeff), Friend(fat gay todd that's fixated with Diana)are all idiots that lerk on this site and many others posting anything from grade school insults in the form of a urban definitions to fake personal ads on other sites. People that do not and never will have any moral values, good looks, or a life. Grow up Faggies... we see your shit... we don't CARE!!!!

Life, StormHunterPSU, & Friend are all idiots that live on the internet and have no sex lives, or lives period. GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!! When they get too scared to post shit about me or diana in chat on their regular names you can find them on sites like this one trying to hide pathetically on other identities... why so scared!??? Well they're chicken shits that don't like their real names and addresses going out!!!! Can't top it when you're so stupid you threaten and harass young females about posting their shit but can't find it, then have it done to yourselves instead. Fuck all of you losers!!!! STDs kill... DIE ALREADY!!!!!!!

Life, StormHunterPSU, & Friend by marylandgrl22 December 5, 2004

friend crush 

when you are friends with someone but your friends want you to date that person. Your friends have a crush on that person on your behalf.

Me and Alex are just friends but Tiffany totally has a friend crush on him for me. How annoying. Is it possible for two people to just be friends?

friend crush by omgitsliz February 18, 2009

Friend Of Bill 

Archaic 1990s slang for a liberal celebrity with a personal connection to former President Bill and current Senator Hillary Clinton. Examples include Barbra Streisand, Carly Simon, and a good number of other well-known Hollywood types. Distinguished from true progressives by being largely a bunch of rich, connected limousine liberals.

Friend Of Bill by Brian X September 28, 2003

Fisherman's Friend 

An animal (e.g. cat) that is brought aboard a fishing vessel. During long, lonely voyages, the fishermen get horny and make sweet love to the animal. This is what make the animal a "fisherman's friend."

Fisherman #1:"That 3-week fishing trip was sure brutal. I can't wait to get home to the bar to hook up with the first girl I see!"

Fisherman #2: "I'm not too bad, I had my Fisherman's Friend to keep me company!"

Fisherman's Friend by Reddawg52 April 4, 2011

friend 

v. To add someone to an online "friends list." These lists are often connected to facebook, myspace, blogs, internet games, or other similar websites. Derived from befriend.

"Did ______ friend you on facebook?"
"He keeps trying to, but I keep clicking reject."

friend by enlith May 5, 2006

friend 

A person whom Andy thinks you can walk all over because you have a bad hair day.

It was so cool when I started making personal stabs at my friends, they must of really enjoyed it!

friend by Cock June 4, 2003