String cheese

a delicious stick of cheese that you peel. The pieces you peel off can be so small that they look like string. Therefore, it is called string cheese. What reason would one have to look this up?

Timmy peeled off some of his string cheese to share with Rachel at lunch.

by flowerpipe July 16, 2019

soften your cream cheese

Masturbation of the female

Let me soften your cream cheese girl

by $crubstitute January 25, 2016

cheese regret

when u crave a block of cheese so much and you eat some and then feel immense regret afterwards. even though you know you’ll regret the cheese, you will eat it again.

“i just experienced cheese regret”

by dandelion99 April 24, 2023

cheese my jeans

An expression for when someone cums in there pants

"looking at this person makes me want to cheese my jeans"

by Jigglemaster420 February 06, 2023

knob cheese

this is Georges favourite meal after pussy.

George eats knob cheese

by ginger_ben123 October 07, 2021

Knob cheese

The horrible yellow mush found under your foreskin after a numbers of days without washing.

Hey Dave, how did you get on at Glastonbury?

Great time yeah, the only negative is that I didn’t get to shower all weekend and now I’m suffering from a severe case of knob cheese.

by PintOfJizz November 15, 2018

knob-cheese

Used to describe a person who is messing around.

"Derick is being a right knob-cheese tonight"

by jojones5 August 01, 2017