kid-hand

when one's hand hurts after hitting one's kid (or occasionally younger sibling) because said kid did something retarded

I gave my son a crack on the arse and now I have kid-hand.

by markhonci December 28, 2009

you act like a kid

You act like you ain’t got no type of sense and act like your 2 years of age

“You act like a kid you act like ain’t got no sense like you you 2 years old like my nephew grow up stop acting like a kid it’s not funny.

by Kaykayorkay November 09, 2022

Carl kid

The first name of a child that goes by there middle name because who would call a kid Carl?

Person: Hey Carl!
Carl kid: That isn't my name.

by puf_doge November 06, 2020

Pull Ups Kid

Probably that one kid in your Gym class that you didn’t even know existed but then he randomly joins your group and now you and your friends are stuck with him. Then he starts talking about how many pull ups he can do and won’t stop doing them and keeps showing off only to do 3 pull ups.

Woah Pull Ups Kid...Wow that’s a lot of pull ups wow I care so much

by CheeseWithSauce January 07, 2021

Soda kid/Juice Kid

Annoying kids that when they show up to your house ask for nothing but soda and juice.

A Soda Kid/Juice Kid:
Do you have Juice? No sorry :/
Can I have some soda for the kids? Umm we have tea :0

by BootyKillerKing February 07, 2023

Ghetto kid

Wears bass pro shops hat, wears a shirt of a band they don’t listen, wears nascar shirts but only knows about there political controversies, associates decent cartoons with horrible rap, listens to horrible rap, makes cringe edits, and thinks they’re hood but aren’t even a close to actual hood people like Miami, Memphis, and Detroit citizens as well as celebrities like ice cube, Jason luttrell, Eminem, etc

Sees Instagram feed: “so many ghetto kids”

by Nascarfan2007 September 13, 2022

luh kid shi

When a person wanna fuck up your motion or take things slow

“ ion wanna kiss lets hug for rn “ luh kid shi

by dineroooook February 08, 2023