Pottle of Water

Bottle of water but spelt with a P.

Alison: Can I take your order please?
Jamie-John: Can I get a Big Mac with some chips and tomato sauce?
Oh, and let me get some apples, a packin’ of crisps, an OMGbergine, a Corcaighette, a Quarter pounder with chiz and a Pottle of Water

Alison: Coming right up!

by Jamiejohn2012 April 10, 2025

One date warrior

One who only gets one date then gets ghosted, Will Emmert

Will Emmert is a one date warrior

by Bduckbald April 14, 2025

Broke Nigga Warrior Syndrome

A term for when a person who is unemployed and takes pride in it with a bullshit excuse.

John-why don’t you have a job Sam
Sam- oh I just wanna claim the unemployment

John-sounds like you have a case of broke nigga warrior syndrome Sam.
Sam- How do I fix this?
John- get a job nigger

by m0nkfunk April 15, 2025

The brown water slide

When you’re fucking her from behind and you piss in her ass and she starts shitting

It was like a waterpark, I wasn’t expecting the brown water slide.

by kingofnapzzz April 24, 2025

Women can't see water

means women require another medium to see themselves in. that medium is metaphorically water. they observe themselves so much through the lens of others, and they can no longer feel a sense of comfort when that medium is gone. like water, which u see ur reflection in, women cant see themselves for who they truly are and rely on these external mediums to see themselves in. women cant see water = women cant form an identity and see whats right in front of them in the simplest way - their beauty and who they are

WOMEN CAN'T SEE WATER

by xlxsha May 5, 2025

Darth Maul Water Hose

When you're sick and spewing from both ends.

Guy 1: "Aw man, last week I was so sick, I was on the toilet and I had to do a Darth Maul Water Hose."
Guy 2: "Gross, don't tell me about that."

by ArtOfMecha May 17, 2025

Butter-and-water moment

When you're technically saying yes, but you really mean no—and the system won’t let you be honest.

“When I said that dress was cute, it was a total butter-and-water moment. Like girl no.”

by Rumaisha May 22, 2025